Survival Guide for Cold, Wet Days

25 03 2012

It’s exceedingly cold & wet in Los Angeles now. The rest of the country laughs, as well they should. Weather that other regions deem normal creates power outages, flooding, & driver incompetence here. Yet no matter where you live, fibro sucks in the wet & cold. Here’s all I can muster for you in this instance:

1. Stay indoors.

2. Stay warm. Hot shower, electric blanket, & wear most of your clothing. Pile cats or other living creatures on you.

3. Order in healthful food. Trust me, you shouldn’t lift or stir anything today.

4. Rinse, repeat. The day is a wash. Just surrender to the stupid. And watch something funny.

5. Nobody normal will get it. Oh well.